I don't think everyone got it. My attempt at satirizing Web 2.0 startups mode of speech fell flat. Or perhaps watching small companies adopt bureaucratic-talk is too depressing to be funny. Such is life.
But I did break character at the end to mention how hard I'm working to bring InstantUpdate 1.0. It may come a little later than I expected (is July 31st "early July"?) but I'd rather release a stable and well tested product late than meeting my self-imposed deadline with shoddy software.
Anyway, back to work.